I've never met a guy who has worse sense of direction than me,
[he got lost in college! O.O now how is that possible,
when my college is one straight line. lols!],
who eats less than me, who talks equally a lot as Chermaine!
Meet Daniel/Dan, my english classmate who shared
a common interest of music and principals. 

This week laughs,
1) The Funny Maths Teacher 

Scene 1: Teacher asks random students to do
-the questions on the board for tutorial.
-Teacher asks Samuel to do a question.
-Samuel finished it fast but had a mistake.
-Samuel goes in front to correct his mistake.

Ms Jasamine: Where's Samuel?

Samuel stops writing and turns to her.
Take note, Samuel is only inches away from her.

Ms Jasamine: Samuel didn't come today?

Class laughs, Samuel staring at her almost laughing.

Teacher turns to board.
Samuel looks at her.

Ms Jasamine: Oh. You're Samuel.

class laughs.

Scene 2: On the same day,
Teacher gave us a question to do,
while doing, everyone's concentrating, suddenly...

Ms Jasamine: Eh!

Class all looks up, probably thinking the question got mistake,
cause it always happens!! or the previous answer was wrong.

Ms Jasamine: Today Midvalley got Jusco Members Sale Day!

*DANG!!! .... =.='''', bird fly pass, you can imagine the scenario la.*

Ms Jasamine: Today and Tomorrow got sale, you guys go.

Class laughs uncontrollably.
Ms Jasamine sits there blur,

Ms Jasamine: Eh you guys go. Go.

Student: Teacher go la.

Ms Jasamine: I cannot my schedule's full.

Student: Go during your break la.

Ms Jasamine: You know how jam is it to go there?
You guys go. Go.

Student: Oh, ok. We go Miss Jasamine pay for us.

Class: Yeah!! hahahahahahahahahaha!

Scene 3: Asking about Quiz at the end of tutorial.

Samuel: So teacher, the quiz will cover till what chapter?

Ms Jasamine stares blankly at us, blinking, looks as if
she's thinking real hard.... Then she just leaves the Seminar Room.

Class: O.O............................ LOLS!!!!!! What?!!!

Samuel: What?!

Hahaha hahahaha! Have a great weekend =D

-Slug-