Saturday, April 4, 2009 /8:41 PM
~Dear Sister!!
DEAR SISTER!! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!
From Facebook,
I thought it'd be fun to do it here instead..
Dear Sister,
I don't really know how to tell you this,I'm selling myself for candy.
I think I realized it When you smacked my ass outside of your office and
I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your driving sucks
I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and you ruined my attempts at another world war
Go milk a cow,
Slug
+'all hanshin kyojin!' otani! grow taller!+